Yack The Ripper

What Would The Tonight Show Do?

Yack — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:13:46 +0000

If they saw the store “Fresh & Easy,” they might do this:

And if they drove past a Smart & Final, they’d probably do something like this:

All My Doors Are Vindows

Yack — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:58:15 +0000

All my doors are vindows
of opportunitee;
Venever I go through one,
I trow avay da key.
All my doors are vindows
I look through them all day;
And then at night I close the blinds
so nobody vill see
The stuff I do behind ‘em
Like sometimes vhen I pee.

Quote of the Day; Week; Month

Yack — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:20:31 +0000

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

- Steven Wright

Only in California

Yack — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:55:11 +0000

Nothing in Particular

Yack — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:39:55 +0000

Give Generously

Yack — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:12:31 +0000

Fact

Yack — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:10:37 +0000

Ugly but tasty: the Henry Clay Brevas

Yack — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:58:40 +0000

Tabby Road

Yack — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:43:15 +0000

Guess what this is

Yack — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:37:41 +0000

The only way anyone can know what this spout is a part of is if they happen to own one. So let’s see if any lucky owners also happen to read this!