If they saw the store “Fresh & Easy,” they might do this:

 
And if they drove past a Smart & Final, they’d probably do something like this:
 

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All my doors are vindows
of opportunitee;
Venever I go through one,
I trow avay da key.
All my doors are vindows
I look through them all day;
And then at night I close the blinds
so nobody vill see
The stuff I do behind ‘em
Like sometimes vhen I pee.

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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

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The only way anyone can know what this spout is a part of is if they happen to own one. So let’s see if any lucky owners also happen to read this!

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